The Monkey's Paw

1.   If you had three wishes, what would they be?  Why?  (No wishing for more wishes.)  Explain each response.   If I had three wishes I would wish for the power to teleport so I can teleport my self to places without riding a car for hours. My second wish would be the remote from the movie "click" so i can fast forward, pause, and rewind so I can rewind when I mess up or when I forgot to do something and the same for fast forward so I can use it when i'm bored in class or something like that. My third and final wish is to master any skill in less than 1 day. This would would come in handy when I go to the real world and need a job that requires a lot of skill such as an architect.
2.    Is there anything that you are superstitious about?  Explain.  (If not, explain why not.)                           Yes because I wouldn't trust the person granting the wish because they always seem to turn your wish against you.